Brrr

snorlaxatives: i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:32:04 -0400

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:03:53 -0400

hogwartsfacebook: I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:00:55 -0400

hogwartsfacebook:

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

(has this been done before)

brigetto: andrivette: laziestmouse: I used to work in a...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:59:12 -0400

brigetto:

andrivette:

laziestmouse:

I used to work in a high street shoe shop. It had a kids department and one day the management decided to see how I’d handle customer complaints. Long story short, I was the supervisor in the kids dept. for a day.

A woman came in with her 2 toddlers and a relatively new-born child. After dragging a staff-member out from the stockroom to fit the shoes. After a little while, the woman checks her watch and and catches my eye

“Excuse me? Would it be okay if I feed Joey here?”. She emphasised the ‘feed’ so I had an idea of what she meant. I asked her how she would mean to do it and she smiled and grabbed a large, wide-weave poncho from her bag. She told me that she drapes it over herself to allow her son to feed from inside. I saw no problem with it and held Joey whilst she arranged herself (Little fella didn’t like me much).

She carries on with her business with Joey feeding under the poncho. Another woman comes downstairs and I greet her as usual. She rounds the corner and as soon as she claps eyes on the breast-feeding scenario, she turned to me and started yelling.

“You can’t let her do that here!”

“And why not madam? It’s only natural” I felt like flying off the handle but I kept cool

“What if the blanket was to fall off? She’d be exposing her breast to everyone in the room!”

“Madam, as much as I could argue about this with you the whole day, if you continue to make a fuss about it, I will have to ask you to leave.”

“I’ll be back with my husband! He wont like this!”. She stormed off back up the stairs, the manager comes down after hearing the shouting. I explained to him what had happened and he said that he will handle the complaint if there was one. I was in the right.

Shouty customer comes back later (The other woman left a few minutes after the ordeal) with husband in tow. Wife points in my direction and the husband walks over to me

“You the one who made my wife leave?”

I’m currently scared out of my wits because the man is 6’3” and built like Thor but I manage an answer. “Yes I am but I had good reason”

He then said “I know” and shook my hand and left. His wife spluttered as she tried to ask him what just happened and he turned around to her and said “for once in your life you’ve left a shoe shop without buying anything. If I can’t shake the hand of the man who did that, I don’t know what I can do”

That concludes story time with George

I like story time with George.

sona-chan: [ kingdom hearts 10th anniversary calendar ]

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:02:25 -0400

sona-chan:

[ kingdom hearts 10th anniversary calendar ]

breelandwalker: Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:59:17 -0400

breelandwalker:

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:56:57 -0400

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

grandparents making sex jokes

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

nine-year-olds

NINE

pocketostars: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:15:50 -0400

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

odditiesoflife: Dreams in Blue Each year these blossoming blue...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:33:22 -0400

odditiesoflife:

Dreams in Blue

Each year these blossoming blue fields attract thousands of tourists. Hitachi Park is located in the Ibaraki Prefecture on Honsyu in Japan. Its a beautiful spectacle during the flowering of the nemophila. Nemophilas are annual flowers. The word is a combination of the Greek words “nemos” (small forest) and “phileo” (love). The Japanese word “hitachi” translates to dawn. Taken together: “small forest love in dawn.” A blue heaven on Earth.

eddymorino: monkeydluffy: the beginning of that was so surreal like the villager checks his mail...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:20:21 -0400

eddymorino:

monkeydluffy:

the beginning of that was so surreal like the villager checks his mail like always only to find an invitation to beat the shit out of people from different universes

And he’s just like

Well howdy doody there, senseless violence

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:19:22 -0400

pikman: sumrlybadusername: DO U THINK THIS IS A FUCKING...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:17:23 -0400

pikman:

sumrlybadusername:

DO U THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

srs bsns

phreakattack: deliciouslyunstable: rlmjob: you monster HE...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:17:11 -0400

phreakattack:

deliciouslyunstable:

rlmjob:

you monster

HE DIDN’T EVEN CARE

he gonna sell dat shit

Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you can’t eat and people you can’t fuck.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:12:10 -0400

notstellar:

wordsplat: cheekilyflirtatious: hawkeyethehotguy: arlenexii: ...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:11:35 -0400

wordsplat:

cheekilyflirtatious:

hawkeyethehotguy:

arlenexii:

spamsterlady:

#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)

that tag

Actually, it all happened within the same week

x

OH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.

There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)

andishouldhavekissedyou: w-for-wumbo: mistahbrightside: iheefz...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:10:06 -0400

andishouldhavekissedyou:

w-for-wumbo:

mistahbrightside:

iheefz:

Jenny Parks

SPIDER-MAN IS NOT AN AVENGER

he’s from Marvel, this isn’t an Avengers set, so calm the fuck down

Spiderman is an Avenger read the comics. Avengers Assemble anyone?

brofagski: literally everyone in the allies is blonde except china i bet he makes blonde jokes...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:09:48 -0400

brofagski:

literally everyone in the allies is blonde except china

i bet he makes blonde jokes about them and he’s the only one that laughs

aishaneko: swoobats: guys can you imagine a fairy type gym and gym leader how cute would that be...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:09:39 -0400

aishaneko:

swoobats:

guys can you imagine a fairy type gym and gym leader how cute would that be am i right

Every fiber in my being wants the gym leader to be like

imaginebaddragons: petition for the fairy gym leader to be jorgen von strangle

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:09:31 -0400

imaginebaddragons:

petition for the fairy gym leader to be jorgen von strangle

jumpingjacktrash: saeto15: christophool: vorticity007: supasl...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:00:11 -0400

jumpingjacktrash:

saeto15:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Orcas are actually part of the family delphinidae and dolphins are giant assholes, too. Don’t let those stupid grins fool you. Dolphins are hardcore.

one of the cultures in kastorverse has a saying: “one orca eats fish. two orcas eat seal. three orcas eat whale.” meaning, basically, a lone troublemaker is no big, but assholes in groups are a serious problem.

orcas are bastards.